We're like a lot better than the average bears
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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