butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Randomize
