i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I understand Curling. That high.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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