loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
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