Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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