Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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