it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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