I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Just invented taco cereal.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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