Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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