3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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