Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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