i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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