Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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