Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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