well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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