Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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