Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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