I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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