She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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