He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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