How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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