Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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