So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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