its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm both gender and math confused
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