normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Randomize
