Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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