Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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