I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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