Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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