plz talk dirty to me
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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