We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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