Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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