butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
