yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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