That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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