Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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