Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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