i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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