Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
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