are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
So vagazzling was a success
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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