So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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