i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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