This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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