At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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