Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
two words: eviction party
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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