Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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