He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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