It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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