OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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