Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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