I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
