Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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