erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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